I want to be feminine and pretty and adored but I also want to strike fear into the hearts of everyone and wear tuxedos.
(Source: misanthropic-librarian)
My favorite scene in the whole series! It never fails to make me laugh.
Okay, I need to re-watch this whole series, I loved this show.
They don’t know how to handle sass from people outside their family.
(Source: deanscremepie)
theyoungthebeautifulthedamned:
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes
EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.
I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire
{This is fucking fantastic.}
A MESSAGE TO THE THICK SOUL SISTAS, I WANNA GET WIT YA, I WON’T CUSS OR HIT YA because domestic violence is wrong and I want to be a stand-up guy and treat you with the love and respect you deserve as a woman and human being.
I WANNA GET YOU HOME and maybe watch a nice romantic comedy, eat some pizza and if we’re both feeling up to it engage in some mutually satisfying sexual activities.
Reblogging again for the comments (:
(Source: feminist-blackboard)
