do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
we are too damn smart
We could change the world if we wanted to.
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
Alain De Botton, Status Anxiety
my least favorite animals are children
its not that i dont know how to argue a point its just that if you say enough things that are wrong i will get so overwhelmed and not know where to start
i wish i had the guts to be sassy like some tumblr users do but i just
i dotn wanna hurt anyones feelings ever
do you ever wear a fandom-related clothing item when you go out in public somewhere in hopes that someone will recognize it and they’ll come talk to you and you’ll end up making a new friend but then it never actually happens and you just get really sad instead
I HATE DRESSES THEY LOOK STUPID ON ME BUT I WANT TO WEAR THEM ANYWAY ITS SUCH A CONFLICTING EMOTION
(Source: morristibbs)
when you accidentally refer to celebrities casually by their first name as if you’re close personal friends and all your friends judge you constantly because you have lost control of yourself and have no boundaries or rules and you’re just floating out in space like dark matter alone and cold and creepy
This sloth loves cuddling with his cat friend (via)
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
When you think you are being productive but in reality you are just like
rebbish asked: age: 18+ / -25 || sex: Girl || sexual orientation: Straight || race and/or ethnicity: Caucasian || field of study and/or field of work: Does Fingirl count? Kidding. IDK this one. || favorite TV show(s): Supernatural || favorite book(s): Game of Thrones / Hunger Games, maybe. || favorite video game(s):??? || favorite food(s): Pizza
In this case I will assume you believe me to be between 18 and 25. Win! I get to be young. I am actually *gasp* 31, but thank you for believing me to be young! I appreciate it.
I am in fact a white girl. Straight… I suppose that is up for debate. I have dated girls, but I am probably more attracted to guys. Maybe I am like a 2 on the Kinsey scale.
I teach Special Education, 5th and 6th grade. I wish fangirl was an option for my career. I would be on it.
Supernatural is definitely one of my favorite shows, but this season is kinda hurting my feelings. *sigh* I also love Buffy and Doctor Who and… too many to hit.
I am currently reading Game of Thrones and I do love it. I enjoy Hunger Games. My favorite book might be The Stand (Stephen King) or The Godfather (Mario Puzo). I have difficulty choosing favorites.
You are correct, bb. I am not a gamer girl. I am so not competitive. I will however play any game that promises to give money to charity. I am all about Wetopia and Joy Kingdom. Ellen told me to play them.
This is accurate. I am not allowed to eat pizza often, but it is the best thing that could ever happen to anyone.
computer science majors get me all hot and bothered for some reason
Story of my life.
(Source: righteouspussypower)
(Source: poyzn)
