i enjoy the simple things in life
like recklessly spending my cash and being a disappointment to my family
Look at your man, now look at me
now look at your man, now back to me
sadly your man is not me
but he could smell like me if he drank rum and ran away to the seas as pirate because his brother was killed after being deceived by his king and Pan.
I am on a horse
sOMEONE DID IT OMG
BUT I DON’T HAVE A MAN TO LOOK AT BECAUSE YOU HAVE SET UNREALISTIC STANDARDS YOU FUCKING BASTARD.
iT GOT BETTER